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Post by Azula on Dec 23, 2010 23:08:01 GMT -5
((This is just for fun of course. You ask advice from Azula and I will answer as in character as I can. Please create an alias for yourself for this in order to keep with the Advice Column tradition. Please keep it within this site's guidelines regarding content.))
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Post by soshi on Dec 24, 2010 4:40:35 GMT -5
To Princess Azula
I have found I am beginning to despise my coworkers, as they prove again and again that they are inferior beings, incapable of solving simple problems of logic. Do you have any advice for how you cope with everyone around you being as intelligent as Squirrel-Rats? Or failing that, advice on hiding the bodies?
D
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Post by Azula on Dec 24, 2010 22:05:25 GMT -5
D,
If you are not in a position of power to terminate their employment yourself, the next best thing would be to humiliate them in ways that make you look better in front of your superiors. In the end, it doesn't really matter what you do or don't do but what is made obvious to those that matter.
Leaving them to do so themselves can take to long and why suffer any longer than you have to? Be cunning and subtle. Lure them in to a false sense of security and then close the trap just in time for your employer to see how incompetent these useless coworkers truly are.
Should that not succeed, the next best thing would be to burn down your workplace. Obviously your employers are as dim witted as your co-workers and those so short sighted really have no place in business.
In regards to hiding the bodies, depending on where you live there are several options. The first of these being that you could obviously burn the corpses. If you live near mining of any kind, finding an abandoned mine shaft is also particularly useful. If all else fails, I would simply dump the body in a volcano somewhere. Certainly you have a volcano somewhere?
-Azula
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Post by soshi on Dec 24, 2010 22:17:02 GMT -5
To Princess Azula
Thank you for your prompt response to my inquiry, but it seems that in the midst of my overzealous Cleansing of my workplace, I have sullied one of my good tunicss with the blood of the lesser beings. You being the authority on this sort of matter, do you know any way to remove the blood? Unfortunately, the rather rare material used for the tunic, the supple hide of a Baby Dragon, is in rather short supply.
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Post by Azula on Dec 24, 2010 22:25:20 GMT -5
D,
Why in the world would I know anything about cleaning fabric? Do I look like some common cleaning maid?
-Azula
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Post by soshi on Dec 25, 2010 3:02:37 GMT -5
To her Imperial Highness, Princess Azula.
I have reached an Impasse'. With my current family issues, my father having been charged and convicted of High Treason, mostly in part due to an investigation I conducted, I have been forced into a position of authority, and I find myself being courted by two opposing camps. One supports tradition, and wishes my aid in defending someone wrongly imprisoned, who happens to have popular opinion against them, while the other supports a rebellious upstart, who has popular support.
You being an authority on politics, I find myself turning to you for your wisdom.
Signed,
A Kensei.
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